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All Harry and Meghan had to do was claim that it was ultra-maggot extremist that tried

to take him out.

Well, Biden's in Japan, he's going to use Babel to translate, but who's going to translate

his Babel?

I have never prayed so hard in my life for a royal slush.

Hey, Howie, I hope that guy Benton owns a couple pairs of pants because he's going

to the big boys' jail.

Hey, my understanding is that Sam has a nice rack, luggage rack, that is.

I can't stop the key, you don't buy blinds, so that my administration can focus all

its resources on the key, you don't copy me in the FBI.

When you find Sam Brinthan hotter than the women in the Bud Light and Miller Light

ads, it's truly time to stop drinking.

Hey, Howie, long ago, AI reached the intelligence level of a Democrat.

It's going to be a few more years before it hits the level of a Republican, but they

reached the level of a Democrat a long time ago.

That was your last jump line message.

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

You, jump.

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