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Jeffrey Tuben is being hired to help her in and prepare because of his expertise

of course as a master debater.

Yep, I can just keep lying. He had a t-shirt on that said I'm the guy from Nantucket.

Day 18 of wasting taxpayer dollars to attempt to affect the outcome of an election.

The mood is tense.

For the debates, President Biden wants a small audience, but Trump likes a packed venue.

If they invite Christie Cream, Biden will have his small audience and Trump will have his packed venue.

The Kansas City thieves who stole a Super Bowl

from Dr. Jill's favorite team last year have a stupid guy named Harrison But Kicker.

The NFL should tailor some swift punishment for him criticizing me.

Yeah, you can tell Joe Biden when he needs to answer a question, he looks in his

underwear because he's always full of crap.

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