Chopped Chumps - 5.13.26

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🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to howie car show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Howie, there was more shooting up on Memorial Drive than at Matt's and Calf.
0:29.6	Graham Platner is fascinated by the chambers in the Capitol building.
0:34.1	Hey, Howie, don't forget that once they get their teeth replaced, those will never rot out, so I guess it's success, don't you think?
0:41.3	Howie, Judge Sanders is showing that she's incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial. No joke.
0:48.3	Howie, one thing you gotta say about the Massachusetts Republican Party. It's got more rhinos than an African safari.
0:55.8	Howie, I see Bill Broussard.
0:58.5	He brought Karen Reef Lexus back to life.
1:02.8	If I go fishing in the Chappaquitic pond and pull out an Osmobile Delmont,
1:06.9	could he do the same thing to that vehicle?
1:09.2	Hi, Karen Bass.
1:10.3	I was just calling to see about trading my jeep for meth.
1:12.8	Hopefully you can help. Have a great day.
1:15.8	That was your last chump line message.
1:18.4	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:20.2	You chump.
1:21.5	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:24.6	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything
1:29.2	from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:31.7	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

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