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Chopped Chumps - 5.13.25

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Howie Carr

News, Daily News, Politics, News Commentary

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don't miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can't wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0

The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.

0:05.6

Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,

0:10.1

available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Elizabeth Warren should have a say if they decide to change the Massachusetts

0:30.6

state flag.

0:31.6

After all, that may be one of her relatives.

0:34.6

This fat congresswoman in Newark is the biggest thing to hit ice into Titanic.

0:39.5

And of course the unedited recording of Brandon's appearance on the view had Dr. Jill saying,

0:45.3

You answered every question.

0:47.2

You knew all the facts.

0:49.4

Bill Belichick claims Jordan Hudson doesn't have anything to do with UNC football.

0:55.4

When Jordan Hudson was asked about this, she said, yes, I told him to say that.

1:01.2

If they ever make a movie about Joe Biden's life, I think George Clooney should play him.

1:07.1

Oh, big scoop. Biden was senile.

1:10.5

No, you know what the big scoop would be now?

1:13.1

When Biden doesn't fall down and to complete a total set.

1:18.2

Howie, when Dementia Joe was in the White House,

1:20.9

his favorite game that he liked to play every day was,

1:23.7

I didn't go speak.

1:25.6

That was your last chump line message.

1:28.3

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

1:30.0

You chump.

1:31.4

The greatest dental office I've ever visited,

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