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i saw an article that says aOC wants to be something even more than president

i don't know what she's going for. Goddess Empress?

That said, I suppose my late parents are going to end up voting for at some point.

I am interested in the Elizabeth Warren Native American fact tour.

Yeah, I wore a red sock tap to Yankee Stadium once.

I felt about as welcome as a rabbi at a platwood rally. Why is people so concerned about UFOs?

We've got mysteries right here on this earth, like the stars and the oceans and the words to Louis,

Louis.

You would think someone in Hakeem Jesse's family would tell him that he makes a complete ass out of himself whenever he tries to act up.

What if other businesses charge like the electric companies?

The grocery stores will start charging for taking the baskets back into the store,

asking an employee where something is on the store shelves, and throwing salt down in the wintertime.

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