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Is it safe to say that Judge Du Bois doesn't like De Bois?

Poor Iran.

Oil, oil everywhere and not a drop to sell.

Howie, you got to help me.

My super hot corporate boss,

she's keeping me as a sex slave to keep me quiet.

She gave me a raise.

Then she showed me a pink slip,

but instead I got another raise.

I don't know how long I can keep this up.

Carville says they're winning the midterms, and that's that.

Then they will make sure the rest of Trump's term falls flat.

Not only is this a bucket of warm piss, the guy proclaiming it looks like a hairless rat.

The Democrats are going to vote for a guy with a nasty tattoo to be their senator.

So maybe when they call Trump Hitler, they're actually complimenting him.

Forget bottle rockets, Howie.

Bottle-nosed dolphins are the wave of the future.

Remember Super Spy Hourman Flint, aka James Coburn, who could talk to dolphins?

He was way ahead of his time.

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