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The bad about Kristi Nome's dogs. I think there's a former NFL star that would have taken him.

Michael Vic said that dog probably had a lot of fight left in him.

Eric Adams was correct to think that rats would be as big as problem when he got elected.

He just didn't know they'd be commy rats.

When Brandon invites the Palestine refugees to America,

do you think the Ivy League protesters will be offering up their guest rooms

for the new Americans?

Overheard at Columbia.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Hamas and to be jihadis for which it stands.

Biden's a kind of guy who likes to run around,

destroying every city, burning all the towns,

and each time he leaves them, they ask which one was this.

He turns around and says, just burn them with the rest they call him

the blunderer yeah the stumbler he goes around around and burns the towns and then falls down.

Hey man, I don't know much like, you know about the protest and all man, but I just kind of wanted to skip my history class even though like I heard that you know those who skip history are condemned to repeat it or something, but don't you think this brown shirt looks really cool on me.

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