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A new Gallup poll shows a majority of Americans are opposed to squatters living in the White House.

After listening to Joe Biden's latest scheme, I'd have to say, I don't think he ever has to worry

about getting colon cancer because he's got his head so far up his butt.

He's got a bird's eye view of the entire colon.

There's all kinds of warnings of things that are to happen in the Bible.

It's called prophecies and some of the

are understandable even for the dumb people that are on the

view.

Loving, did you see where Gris-of-Fungberg was dragged off and arrested a gang of a climate

focus? How tacky! But she's not doing it right. She should be more like me.

I only learned my private jet in loop-friendly areas where they cover for my every move.

Can I get out of here please?

Pretty soon we're going to have rings of butt crime statute.

And it now appears that Robert Hur was the one

D.E.I appointment they got wrong.

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