Chopped Chumps - 4.8.26

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🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Joe Biden used to say don't. Donald Trump says, but I do.
0:28.8	When the White House phone don't ring, Trump knows it's not Clinton, Bush 43, Obama, Biden, and the rest of Western civilization saying, thank you for neutering Iran.
0:38.3	Hey, Howie, I wonder if that new ceasefighter treaty is going to ban weapons like part of parties.
0:46.3	Howie, the Gayator is alive in wealth. He was spotted down teetown. He was in a bar.
0:53.3	He was pushing a man's fooling.
0:55.8	Iranian civilization did not end last night.
0:59.3	But I'm not so sure
1:00.4	American civilization is surviving
1:02.7	because Eric Swalwell
1:04.8	continues to be running for governor of California.
1:08.0	John McCain had the solution.
1:10.7	Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.
1:13.4	Oh, bomber rent.
1:16.0	Time to get out the butterfly nets and the straight jackets for the governed,
1:21.2	Maki, and the rest of the New England congressional delegation.
1:26.2	I got the wedding bell blues.
1:30.1	Gotta pay for my own food.
1:34.3	That was your last chump line message.
1:37.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:38.7	You chump.
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