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available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Well, let's warn the illegals that ICE is coming by sending them a special message by way of their cell phones.

I think it's time to refer it to Amy, Amy Connie Barrett as Amy Cormey Barrett.

Boy, now if we can just get Karen Reid to win the Supreme Court, that would really make our day.

How long can Jasmine Crockett go without saying some stupid racist comment?

Just a cotton-picking minute.

Instead of Jeff Blue, AOC should have taken hypocrite airlines first class to Las Vegas to go fight the oligarchy with Bernie. Hey, howie, Joe Biden has a new audio book out about how he made decisions during his presidency.

Here's an excerpt from the first chapter.

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Ha ha ha.

This is Nancy Pelosi.

I'm just so thankful that my husband and I over discussing our pillow talk, we, uh, we was able

to get our money out of their stock market.

Oh, God.

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