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Chopped Chumps - 4.7.26

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Howie Carr

Politics, Daily News, News, News Commentary

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you!  Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0

Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.

0:03.0

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0:10.1

The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

0:34.1

If you're a Democrat like John Larson and in jeopardy of losing to younger primary candidates, everybody knows that the best action to get attention is to file impeachment papers against Trump.

0:39.6

Howie, what's the difference in Kennedy at the Gardening Museum in Hunter Biden?

0:42.1

Hunter has white powder on it.

0:45.7

Howie, I heard in Tehran, flashlight sales went up 100%. The Red Sox is doing so bad this season that the fans were still booing when they introduced

0:51.7

Governor Healy and Mayo Wu.

0:54.4

Today's poll question,

0:55.8

what song is more likely to be Iran's

0:58.2

new national anthem starting

0:59.9

tonight at 801? Dancing in

1:02.1

the Dark by Bruce Springsteen,

1:04.0

or don't be afraid of the dark by Robert

1:06.1

Craig? Joe Biden said he

1:08.0

once had to parachute into enemy

1:09.9

territory over there at Delaware Beach.

1:12.8

Experts say they're experts.

1:16.9

That was your last chump line message.

1:19.6

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

1:21.3

You chump.

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