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The deals are endless. It is so inappropriate for the media to report that there was an earthquake in New Jersey,

one who's just Chris Krispy Kreme taking a walk around his property.

It's all well and good to propose a breathalyzer test or a drug test for these politicians,

but even more than that I say most of them need an IQ test.

Lubbie, did you hear there was an earthquake here today?

I don't know why they don't listen to me. I keep warning them about climate change.

By definition, the correct. wanting them about climate change.

By definition, the Coretta Scott King Bridge cannot be racist.

After this morning's Tumblr in New Jersey, there were insinuations that Christie Cream had something to do with

it having begun his first week on a treadmill, but on a moment of introspection.

That was dismissed out of hand because treadmill and Christie cream are never used in the same sentence.

We're going to have a solar eclipse on Monday.

My car is going to be without power for a least a minute and a half. What are we going to end.

What are we going to do?

The world's going to end!

Hi, Howie, it's Charlie calling from Maine.

I'm wondering if I might be able to get a balding polock visibility day.

That's balding, D a L D I N G, Polock, visibility day. We're out there. Olak, Visibility Day.

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