Chopped Chumps - 4.4.25

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🗓️ 4 April 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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These Chumps didn't quite make the Chump Line, but they're a cut about the rest. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:28.2	Watching Trump drive the moon bats crazy.
0:31.2	Priceless.
0:32.6	The female who refused to fight the transgender male in the fencing match,
0:38.4	had to point out to the referee that you're only allowed one sword for a fighter.
0:43.6	Hey, Howie, with all these tariffs, Uncle Sam is now the big guy.
0:49.9	Mayor Wu, how the heck am I supposed to get to Franklin Park?
0:54.9	The New York Stock Exchange is having a super spring savings sale on stocks.
1:00.8	Hurry, sale and soon.
1:03.4	When asked what Magademines, Senator McConnell Collins Murkowski and Paul said,
1:08.0	Making America Globalist again.
1:10.5	Oh, I see the marketing department for the Red Sox has finally got to put their recommendation and stamp on what the players do after one of them hit the home run.
1:24.3	Hey, Democrats, does 10% still go to the big guy? Inquiry reminds, one, to know.
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