Chopped Chumps - 4.30.26

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🗓️ 30 April 2026

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
0:26.4	Five. Five days a week.
0:29.5	Boston Fidelity is bringing its employees back.
0:34.5	Five days a week, I can no longer stay home and do my hybrid hack.
0:37.9	Looks like Susan Collins is going up against the gas chamber gas bag.
0:40.1	Pray for Maine, people.
0:42.3	And to think, I had Janet Mill's Senate campaign
0:45.0	in the death pool.
0:46.4	Looks like Nazi toxic masculinity is back in vogue
0:50.0	with the Democrats in Maine.
0:52.2	Katangi Brown Jackson wants to know who gerrymandering is.
0:59.1	What really gets the moonbats on the left enraged
1:02.1	when any news on Orange Man leaves them upstaged.
1:06.2	They hate it when Trump gets the slightest pump.
1:09.1	So, of course, the assault in him
1:10.9	had to be staged.
1:12.9	Who can rise at sunrise?
1:15.5	Gray and planet can.
1:17.6	He goes out and pretends he's an oyster fisherman.
1:22.2	The Democrats answer for the senator from Maine.
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