Chopped Chumps - 4.3.26

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🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything
0:07.6	from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
0:29.1	So, the rest ofx invited the two most popular politicians in Massachusetts to say the two words that everybody wants to hear before the Red Sox game.
0:34.5	Sadly, it was not.
0:36.6	Let's audit.
0:37.8	I have the perfect campaign slogan for Eric Swalwell.
0:42.7	Me, gov you long time.
0:45.4	If the Iranians make a deal with us, we can always tell them.
0:48.5	We'll leave the light on for you.
0:49.6	Hey, Howie, what times the oyster bunny showing up to Joe Biden's on Sunday? Hey, Howie, is this's the oyster bunny showing up to Joe Biden's on Sunday?
0:54.7	Hey, Howie, is it oyster bunny Joe Biden's?
0:58.1	Aphrodisiac.
0:59.3	Gavin Newsom is doing to California what Harvey Weinstein did to his wife.
1:04.8	Hey, Howie, Christine Nome was seen loading up her shotgun after seeing her pictures of her husband with those big puppies.
1:11.6	JD's numbers in your poll remind me that quote that the Vice Presidency isn't worth a bucket of
1:17.8	warm. A win.
1:21.9	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.
1:27.7	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:37.9	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

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