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Thank you. Well, once again, you can say President Trump has the Lib Tariff.

I did. Winning.

Despite the tariffs, Hunter Biden said he would still be getting his cocaine from Colombia.

Donald Trump should just fire the entire Kennedy Library, as if anyone goes there.

Things got so bad for Joe Biden that his handlers actually consulted with the producers of Weekend at Bernies

to get tips on how to make him more lifelike.

Well, it looks like New York's left typewriter repair shop

is going to stay hoping.

Thanks to George Clooney.

And they're also branching out to Buggywood repair,

and they're selling a new line of powdered wig.

And howie, with all the illegal aliens moving in, all the factories are becoming baby factories.

Howie, I just know you cannot wait to find your way to Franklin Park to watch women's soccer.

That was your last chump line message.

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