Chopped Chumps - 4.29.26

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🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. What were the odds that James Comey was going to be indicted again?
0:28.3	About 86-47%.
0:30.4	Hey, howie, this James Comey debacle is not a total loss.
0:34.9	Now I know why they refer to get smart as Agent 86.
0:40.3	We needed those nine extra world wars so we could acquire those seven extra states
0:46.3	that Obama acquired, including Venezuela, you know, the one below the equator.
0:51.3	Howie, I always thought the Lexington Municipal Ninehole Golf Course was so overcrowded
0:56.9	because it's only $25.
0:59.2	But maybe all this time it's those Fidelity employees who have been jamming up the T-sheet.
1:04.2	Brighter days ahead, I guess.
1:06.2	Or...
1:07.0	Tim Walts wants to find more Minnesota fraudsters.
1:10.3	Tim, just take a look in the mirror.
1:12.7	Who's beating up on these congressional Democrats?
1:16.6	Jamie Raskin's bloodshot eye and Chuck Schumer's forehead.
1:22.2	What's going on?
1:24.2	This is a PSA.
1:28.3	Prigger alert.
1:29.8	If brains were gunpowder, Jimmy Kimmel couldn't blow his nose.
1:34.9	That was your last chump line message.
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