Chopped Chumps - 4.28.25

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🗓️ 28 April 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. At the Pope's funeral, there was kind of a lingering smell of death.
0:30.4	Come to find out, it was Joe Biden.
0:33.4	They had to sprinkle some potpourri.
0:35.9	Did you see the new morning show
0:38.6	on MSLSD?
0:41.2	It's Mahmood
0:42.3	and Kilmar
0:44.3	in the morning.
0:46.2	And their first guest
0:47.5	was the judge from Milwaukee.
0:49.8	I never would have suspected
0:51.2	Belichick of being so whipped.
0:53.7	So we scored a young chick on I Want a Sugar Daddy.com.
0:58.0	So what?
0:59.1	Howie, I caught some a morning joe.
1:02.2	He should be renamed to Morning Joke.
1:05.4	The DNC have announced a policy clarification.
1:09.6	No Republican is above the law. Because he's been denied communion before,
1:14.7	Brandon went to the Pope's funeral to improve his standing as a Catholic and to show that he knows many more world
1:20.2	leaders than you do. That was your last chumpline message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
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