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Who says you can't learn something from Joe Biden?

Howie, I just took a shower.

I couldn't help myself.

I screamed, incoming!

Yeah, howie!

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Hey howie is it true that when David Pekker's testimony is done the next witness is Dick Johnson?

Joe Biden didn't have to pay hush money to squash the hundred Biden laptop

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