Chopped Chumps - 4.21.26

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🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
0:29.3	I'm guessing that Greta Thunberg wasn't among the three women pursued for sex on the freedom flotilla.
0:30.6	How dare you?
0:35.4	So I have to show an ID when I return my bottles and cans in Connecticut?
0:36.7	That's racism. Liawasa is on a fork-tong warpath against Warsh, but she loves Graham Platner.
0:43.7	That's all I need to know.
0:45.8	Vote Worse.
0:47.1	Howie, I heard that flashlight and candle seals have gone up 100% in Iran today.
0:51.1	Hey, Howie, you know, the money that they wasted on illegal alien savages was enough to build a bridge over the Cape Cod Canal.
1:01.0	Come on!
1:02.3	Poor Senator Chris Murphy, he's having a meltdown because we're winning in Iran.
1:08.4	And Ted Kennedy is not around for a good way to stand with.
1:12.0	Just what we need, Barack and Mbani Kami,
1:15.3	brainwashing our school kids to ignore their mommy.
1:18.9	Listen to the plan and read the Koran
1:21.5	because we want your next teacher to be a swan.
1:24.8	Have you seen the new photos of Stormy Daniels?
1:27.9	Wow.
1:29.9	That was your last chump line message.
1:32.6	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
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