Chopped Chumps - 4.2.26

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🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to howiecar show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, not hitting the fans.
0:32.0	A secret recording of Trump meeting with NATO was recently released. Trump to NATO. What we have here
0:41.7	is a failure to communicate. NATO's response, reclaiming my time. Howie, just in. Artemis 2
0:52.9	finds the rest of the broken taillight on the moon.
0:56.4	Please stand for the new Iranian national anthem.
1:00.0	Flintstones, meet the Flintstones.
1:02.9	They're a modern stone age family.
1:06.6	To the town of Bedrock, Iran's going back in history.
1:11.6	I was arrested in Tokyo.
1:14.6	Now I'm a Japanese citizen.
1:17.6	Tiger was in his SUV making the rounds.
1:20.6	When he sped out of control and drove out of bounds,
1:23.6	seems his pill popping makes it hard to stop him.
1:26.6	His best hired jeeps are going to wind up in the ground.
1:31.6	That was your last chump line message.
1:34.2	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:36.0	You chump.
1:37.3	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:40.4	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything
1:45.1	from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
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