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No, a trend was Joe-name Dingo Boots and bell-bottom jeans.

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I dropped off my dry cleaning this morning and when I got it back the same day this afternoon,

they didn't even starch my underwear like I requested and none of my t-shirt had been pressed

So R.K. Jr. just became the biggest threat to democracy just for saying that President Trump isn't the biggest threat to democracy just for saying that President Trump isn't the biggest

threat to democracy.

Hey Howie, don't worry about all those unskilled newcomers.

Dick Gervin has a plan to put them all in the military.

The White House has deleted all records of the oyster bunny quote from their records.

Don't worry.

Joe will say it again.

Hey Howie, I wish Joe Biden would make up his mind.

Is it Easter Sunday or is it Keister Sunday?

I wonder if when Biden was on the phone with the President of China, if he ordered the President of China if he ordered the poo-fu powder or the fried rice.

No joke.

That was your last chump line message.

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