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My Uncle Bobo was a traveling circus clown.

Their airplane crashed into a remote island full of cannibals.

When the cannibals ate my uncle Bobo, one looked at the other one and said,

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Hey Joe, I don't have to choose between democracy and freedom because I live in Florida.

You know I was thinking if you're gonna sell Emily why not put like 50 sparklers in each hand?

When I look at the Democratic demographic that is going to save me this November, I see dead people.

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I'm shocked, oh my daughter got arrested at the Columbia University anti-Israel protest.

Joe Biden says that Americans are supposed to choose freedom over democracy.

At breakfast he asked for his scrambled eggs over easy.

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