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Okay. Eric Swalwell is not pursuing his gubernatorial campaign after some recent bad publicity.

If he's learned any kind of lessons, let's hope he realizes this is what you do when your campaign says, no.rey's left out the fact that eric swallwell is the champion of self gratification looks like swall wall is going to have this

out word depends because his campaign hit the skids hey howie swall well got tripped up with the pronouns

the democrats they used to say i believe Hey, howie, Swarwell got tripped up with the pronouns.

The Democrats, they used to say, I believe her.

Now it's, I believe them.

Good luck, Swarwell.

So the Iranians are going to send fast-attack speed votes after our destroyers, huh?

It's a good thing we did a little target practice off the coast of Venezuela, huh? You know, you could say the straight of Hormuz is like the city of Lynn.

You never come out the way you went in.

You've got to look at the bright side, Howie.

At least Obama's not claiming Rosco.

Eric Swawallel is deeply religious. He studies the book of Bill Cosby like no one else.

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