Chopped Chumps - 4.1.24

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🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Biden didn't make any proclamations it was the possibly trans Oyster Bunnies, Joe swears. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.0	The deals are endless. P Diddy's prison name's gonna be P. Diddy's prison name's gonna be P. P. Dittler.
0:29.8	Life is alright in America if you're not white in America lots of free stuff in America
0:37.8	I'm on my way to America
0:40.1	Joe Biden here I'm issuing an executive proclamation nullifying the Constitution
0:47.0	you just think it's in April full joke yes stupid sons of bitches.
0:52.8	No joke!
0:53.8	When I met with the Easter Bunny, he had a special message for me.
0:59.0	He wanted me to make a proclamation that in the year of our Lord Baltimore,
1:04.0	2024, there would be on March 31
1:08.0	a very Potter invisibility.
1:11.0	I kind of like my oyster bunnies with tard sauce. Once an illegal
1:18.5	invader decides to squat you figure I'll call the cops but they don't do squat as a last resort you make a report to the Biden government which also does squat at the White House the Easter Bunny transitioned into an oyster.
1:35.0	That was your last chump line message.
1:38.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:40.0	You chump.
1:41.0	Chop chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:44.8	Go to how we car show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything
1:49.5	from restaurants to breweries to spas.
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