Chopped Chumps - 4.01.25

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🗓️ 1 April 2025

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
0:10.1	Available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcast. Howard, I'm calling you with an update from the state of Maine.
0:30.3	This Shannon Fellows gets elected governor.
0:33.4	She's going to be put motorist pads and badges silk in all the boys' best rooms.
0:40.8	Hey, Howie, Tom Holman did one heck of a good job last time he came to Boston.
0:45.3	I just hope the next time he comes, he remembers to take Michelle Wu with him.
0:49.9	Rosie O'Donnell is now lamenting her move to the Emma Island.
0:54.2	As unbelievable as this might sound, apparently, there's not enough alcohol in all of Ireland to make her attractive.
1:02.2	For all this reporting of Biden's mind being mush, the only surprise is that the lefties are reporting it.
1:10.1	Cory Booker.
1:13.2	Liberal Farticus.
1:15.0	Massachusetts is not a sanctuary state for illegal aliens.
1:19.5	April fools.
1:21.5	Nobody's going to detain Howie with that UNC tattoo.
1:26.7	That was your last chump line message.
1:29.5	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:31.2	You chump.
1:32.5	The greatest dental office I've ever visited,
1:35.0	perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire is growing.
1:38.1	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team
1:40.4	on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
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