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The deals are endless. Joe looked good last night, very coherent.

Perhaps he is competent enough to stand trial after all.

After last night, many are you thinking a bag of cocaine found in the White House was actually Biden's.

Cocaine, it's a hell of a drug.

Today's State of the Union Recap brought to you by Pfizer.

Hey you stupid sons of bitches, get off of my lawn!

Thank you for listening and don't forget your 217th booster.

And when asked about Lake and Riley,

Joe Biden's life is a swiping state.

He's lost children too and he knows how painful it can be.

Could he, in referring to the stripper's granddaughter,

could he never see?

Saw the highlights of the speech, insert puking emoji here.

However, he was energized and alive.

At least now we know who found Hunter's bag of Coke.

Fort Campbell, Sergeant Corbein Schultz, was arrested Thursday for selling defense secrets to China.

But attorney Henry Leventis announced he was not arrested for espionage,

but for forgetting 10% for the big guy.

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