Chopped Chumps - 3.4.26

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🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to howiecar show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Did you hear about the Iranian mafia hit man?
0:28.6	They sent to blow up a bus.
0:31.6	Yeah, he burned his lips on the dail pipe.
0:34.6	Just thinking of the Iranian ship was just a bunch of sailors playing Hyde the Salamani.
0:40.8	That new Ayatola only needs to talk to Donald Trump about his D.
0:45.5	Donald seems pretty good at inciting an erection.
0:48.9	The left is off the wall because Trump bombed Iran.
0:52.6	Yet when dear leader bombed Libya, he was the man. And it's all
0:57.1	because whatever he does, it's Orange Man Bad with this TDS clan.
1:02.5	I got offered the job to be the next Ayatola, but I have to turn it down. I didn't think I could
1:08.7	handle all those virgins.
1:14.5	Allie, I'm guessing Joe Biden's been on a submarine.
1:20.7	Chislane Maxwell said she'd like the names and phone numbers of these 72 virgins.
1:27.1	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.
1:37.6	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to howiecar show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:40.3	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

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