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available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. It's Chris Christie, J.B. Prisker, Stacey, and Jerry Nadler's favorite day of the year.

Fat Tuesday.

I really hope that the first words out of Trump's mouth when he gives his speech tonight is,

we have to start meeting like this.

Howie, have you tried those new transgender girls' cow cookies yet?

Yeah, those are the peppermint paddy with nuts.

Not bad.

Hey, Howie, when Michelle Wu says this is not her first rodeo, does she mean the cowboy or the clown?

The people are behind us. They're so far behind us, you can't even see them.

Hey, Howie, I think Mayor Wu stepped in some poo. Hopefully she hasn't tracked it all the way to Washington.

Donald Trump has a new Secret Service Director.

His number one job is to keep Trump away from Bob Woodward.

Pete Buttigieg says he's the only one who can replace those seven Tesla charges that burned in Littleton Mass.

Of course, it will cost $8 million and take four years, but he's the man.

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