Chopped Chumps - 3.31.25

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🗓️ 31 March 2025

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Don't miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can't wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:13.3	Thank you. Hey, Howie, what is Hope Waltz going to do with their life?
0:29.8	Wake up, people.
0:31.6	New Hampshire is a prime example of loony, leftist invasion.
0:36.1	If only Kamala Harris was president, she would have signed that border bill on day one,
0:42.4	and the border would be secure.
0:44.8	Hey, howie, it looks like the liberals are going to save a lot of money on toilet paper
0:48.7	that can just run around and wipe their rear ends on a Tesla.
0:52.2	In an attempt to placate the Democrat Party,
0:56.3	Elon Musk announced all Tesla dealerships will provide free abortions.
1:02.2	Hey, the next time ICE has a raid in Boston,
1:04.9	Holman should take Morahili and Michelle Wu on a tag along right in the front.
1:10.5	Demonstrators in their 70s protesting Tesla.
1:14.4	Now that's what you call a die-hard Democrat.
1:18.4	That was your last chump line message.
1:21.1	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:22.8	You chump.
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