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The deals are endless. This is my version of the Easter narrative. Jesus died, he became undead. He busted out of his tomb and he's been eating people's brains ever since.

A tribute to Francis Scott Key.

Oh say can you see where my bridge used to be?

What was recently there is no air can can be found.

I don't care who R.S.K picked as its running mate.

I'll have Garlic Maryland and the DOJ investigate R.F.K.

for impersonating a Democrat.

Another hand, John Fitzgerald Carey, is probably bitter that R.F. on since she's

she's richer than

she's richer than Theresa Hineskeget.

At this latest Democrat fundraiser that ought to be some great lost puppy videos of Brandon

wandering around.

George Washington chopped down the Cherry tree and Joe Biden chopped down the Dollar Tree.

Sam Bankman may only be freed, name only.

Yeah, I heard that Biden's not only watching Hazel on me TV, he watches the old Western Brandon.

Brandon, stranded on the toilet, oh, what do you do if you're blending

and you can't reach a roll.

That was your last jump line message.

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