Chopped Chumps - 3.27.26

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🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to howiecar show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Hey, Howie, they should put Obama's face on the new pennies.
0:28.9	What? No more pennies? That's just as well.
0:32.1	Things that rhyme. Kamala Harris is a wino, and John Thune is a rhino.
0:37.2	Howie, I have a Kenyan note with Obama's picture on it.
0:41.1	Hey, Howie, I heard J.B. Pritzker's on his way to Hollywood to make a new Rocky movie.
0:46.0	He's going to play the part of Blubber Lang.
0:48.8	Howie, I'm hoping the mullas have the next breakfast club meeting this weekend.
0:53.6	I just love firework.
0:55.5	One of Jill Biden's Secret Service agents accidentally shot himself in the leg. Good thing there was a
1:01.9	doctor handy. Hey, Halley, when you went to pick up your birth certificate in Portland,
1:07.3	did you check the box on it to see if you are male, female, or any other?
1:12.4	If the Democrats burn the Trump money, that should help with inflation.
1:16.8	Another win.
1:18.6	That was your last chump line message.
1:21.3	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:23.1	You chump.
1:24.4	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:27.5	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:34.6	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

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