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Hey howie Joe Biden here did you see that

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Ooh, ooh, oohy, lucky me.

No joke.

Yeah, Howie, I check to see if any Central American countries or South American

countries were sending swim teams to the Olympics this summer,

but it turns out all the people from there who can swim are already here.

In Howie Carr Sports News,

Shohay Hotani has hired Pete Rose as his new interpreter.

Pete, of course, learned Japanese from his aunt, Tokyo Rose.

I didn't catch that comment about Senator Booted Ed she was saying some some

senator was leading from the from the from the from the from the front I'm

fairly certain that senator has got video been leading from the rear.

Hey, how are we?

Joe Biden is exactly like Rona McDaniel.

He's also being paid to do a job that he's not doing.

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