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Go easy on Sam Bankman Freed, after all, he's a tussle-haired boy.

If they got rid of birthright citizenship, then the smartest man I know would have to be deported since he sold his birthright

for a kilo of Parmesan tea.

Seems to be quite a few Republicans waking up with a horse head in bed with him.

Hey Howie, look on the bright side.

At least we're getting rid of some of the squatters in Washington.

The former fast food slogan,

Make a run for the border,

has indeed taken on new meaning these days.

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