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Maybe it's because they turn down the Ayatollah's advances.

Why doesn't Rhino Paul just cut to the chase and join the left where he belongs in the first place?

He should just confess he has TDS and mosey on over to the Dem's warm embrace.

Howie, Moria Healy says she's going to bring in new sources of energy. Does she have a flex capacitor?

Granny and Doris the oyster farmer. I did nausea that coming. Howie, now that they have a flex capacitor? Granny and Dorsey Oyster farmer.

I did Nazi that coming.

Howie, now that they have a new leader in Iran,

they're going to change this flag to the gay pride flag.

The very same media that clutched its collective pearls and gas,

when Trump asked that Japan had warned the USA about a surprise attack,

would have probably reported that Paul Revere was a traitor.

Howie, Iran says you little bit gay a cola.

He's in a coma unaware. He does have an auto pet.

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