Chopped Chumps - 3.18.26

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🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to howiecar show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Meen, Meenie, Miny and Moe.
0:29.6	Last Ayatoll is yet to blow, cowering in caves down below until kamikaze drone finds and explodes.
0:43.3	Adio.
0:45.3	Hey, howie. Drones means drop remote ordnance on nasty extremists.
0:52.3	So bad in New York, a home run at Yankee Stadium is now only worth three bases.
0:58.2	Let's hope Fenway doesn't go the same way.
1:00.8	Hey, Howie, in the Middle East, TSA now stands for a dull stupid Ayatollos.
1:06.3	Hey, yesterday's Boston, St. Patrick's Day, breakfast.
1:10.6	Does anybody know if Joe Biden checked his watch?
1:15.0	Iran has just launched nuclear missiles towards the United States, the Democrats.
1:20.5	Okay, I guess now we consider them an ennibus threat.
1:24.2	Poor Soleimani lay down his head.
1:28.4	He thought it saved under his bed.
1:32.1	The Moosot Ha Line was glowing red.
1:36.5	Poor Soleimani.
1:40.0	And now he's dead.
1:42.3	That was your last chump line message.
1:45.1	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:46.8	You chump.
1:48.2	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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