Chopped Chumps - 3.14.25

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🗓️ 14 March 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Elizabeth Warren says there was an autobiography written about her.
0:31.6	It's called The Last of the Mohegans.
0:33.6	Hey, Howie, Mitch McConnell better watch out.
0:36.6	An Oregon mental health advisor has identified herself as a turtle.
0:41.5	Hey, Howie, I think even next week, the lefty Dems, will be feeling the Schumer shank.
0:48.3	Chuck Schumer said Democrats haven't changed their position on the continuing resolution.
0:54.5	They've reimagined it.
0:56.5	As Einstein said, $140 is a lot worse than $120,000.
1:02.7	Keep on cutting, baby.
1:06.3	You got to keep on cutting.
1:09.6	Did a dead Democrat really post on X about the DOE being D-O-A?
1:15.6	We've heard of dead naming, but not dead tweeting.
1:19.6	The opening salvo was fired today in the AOC's campaign for the Senate.
1:24.6	It was fired by Chuck Schumer. That was your last Trump line message. Thank you for the Senate. It was fired by Chuck Schumer.
1:30.5	That was your last chump line message.
1:32.2	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:33.3	You chump.
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