Chopped Chumps - 3.14.24

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🗓️ 14 March 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Chuck Schumer is trying to incite an erection like so many Democrats have send Trump did, and these Chumps would like to say something about it. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Cars Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from
0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.0	The deals are endless. Who's afraid of the big bad Trump?
0:29.0	Who's afraid of the big bad Trump? The big bad Trump, the big bad Trump,
0:31.0	who's afraid of the big bad trump
0:33.2	apparently quite a few
0:35.6	I too lost a testicle when I fell off my bike
0:40.0	and son of a bitch
0:41.6	it hurt so I just read in the Herald that chicken pox are making a significant comeback here.
0:47.0	So in three short years, we've gone from Wuhan to Wuhan
0:52.0	to Wuhan. Boomuhelian. Boom!
0:53.0	Even though the nickname of the President of Mexico
0:57.0	is The Sissy, he has assured me
1:00.0	that he will help me force BB internet and Yahoo to have a come to Jesus meeting.
1:07.0	From the sound to the sea, Long Island should be free.
1:12.0	The only way to a two-state solution for New York
1:15.1	is for Chuck Schumer to step down from the Senate.
1:18.8	So now Biden's letting in Haitian gangbangers,
1:21.8	who are cannibals.
1:23.0	Guess it'll give a whole new meaning to sit around and chew the fat with your neighbors, won't it?
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