Chopped Chumps - 3.12.25

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🗓️ 12 March 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don't miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can't wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:31.0	We got a bet going on the Star Rocket, Ian Musk Star Rocket, that's 2001, playship bets.
0:42.1	Givalry ain't dead, baby, but it sure is confused with all this gender insanity.
0:48.3	I see that Middlesex County is prosecuting a guy for rape. I presume the guy is not a transgendered illegal alien.
0:56.1	Holly, don't forget Ed Markey.
0:59.1	He had a white jacket, too.
1:02.2	He drove an ice cream truck.
1:05.0	Can I get me an employee community here?
1:08.9	The Prime Minister of Ireland came to the White House today
1:12.2	and he agreed
1:14.2	to pay 100% tariff
1:16.8	on all the kinnies
1:18.0	coming into the U.S.
1:20.1	As long as Donald Trump
1:22.1	state grows your donut back.
1:24.8	That was your last
1:26.2	chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.
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