Chopped Chumps - 3.11.26

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🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to howiecar show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. You recently said Donald Trump was a better negotiator than Obama or Joe
0:29.4	Obama Biden and I just wondered, does that mean you think the big guy could have gotten
0:34.9	more than 10%?
0:37.0	The new supreme leader of Iraq is handicapped and impotent.
0:41.3	Does that mean we have to use a handicapped drone to take him out?
0:45.9	He's acting for a friend.
0:47.5	Joe Biden said he wants a proven oil tanker through the straits of hippopotamus.
0:52.9	Howie, Trump is teaching Biden and Obama what the words don't and red line really mean.
1:00.0	You know, when it comes to being the Ayatollah,
1:04.0	aren't you supposed to be able to get a hard on if you're going to be a hardliner?
1:09.0	Howie, rumor has it.
1:11.9	That when Bill and Hillary leave an event or a funeral, they take two cabs.
1:16.1	Hillary goes home, and Bill goes looking for that local gentleman club.
1:20.9	That was your last chump line message.
1:23.6	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:25.3	You chump.
1:26.7	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:29.7	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:36.9	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

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