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The deals are endless, and they are cheap. The temperature of Democrat anger over current events can be measured by observing how Democrats accessorized.

And based on the number of COVID masks I saw at the grocery store this morning, I'd say the turkey is about done.

Joe Biden said at the Minnesota Lairing Center, he was the smartest person in the room.

Howie, when we get done leveling Tyran.

Could we turn it into a theme park?

That would be neat.

Hey, Holly, there is no pending removal.

That's right.

There is no pending removal for the Democrats' heads from their butt.

There ought to be a non-alcoholic cocktail named after Susan Collins.

Think of it as cranberry juice with a whole lot of liberal tears to water it down

So if these idiots had been competent, bomb makers

Where would the outrage be?

If you're an Iranian mullah, please listen to this employment

I'm sick

Due to the shortage of virgins

When you get to heaven, you may be awarded a well-grown code instead.

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