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Joe Biden's a MAGA Democrat.

Memories are going away.

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Get off of my lawn.

Clear, Biden's lost all control, now unfit for his presidential role.

The nation's in shambles, as his brain continually scrambles.

Well, at least we've got the Super Bowl.

Come on man, my memory is sharp as a, uh,

sharp as a hammer and and this rosary I've been wearing since my son was killed in Iraq it came from

our lady of uh you know the thing no joke

if Harvard is the greatest university, despite the diminished quality of its faculty,

then I am the greatest resident of the White House despite my diminished faculties.

Great news everybody.

I'm not being charged.

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