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Hey, howie, these storms out in California, I think it's just God's way of washing poop off the street.

Joe Biden said he spoke last week with the Chancellor of Germany.

Mr Hitler.

I'm not surprised.

Nicki, Heili-Haly got beaten by a nun of the above.

When I was a very naughty boy growing up in parochial schools in Scranton,

I was frequently beaten by a nun with a roller.

Hey, Halle, it sounds like with all the hacks, they're playing musical chairs,

only this time there are seats for everybody. Well, Halleie, I'm not with Donald Trump on this Bud Light thing,

but it was refreshing to see Pete Manning come out of the closet.

Omaha!

In 21 years or less, what would be the favorite beer of the countless newborn anchor baby?

Answer, anchor steam.

On this week's episode of Ghost Hunters, we will be sniffing around with a new president.

Joe Biden.

We will be on a mission to see if we also can talk and shake the hands of dead feet.

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