Chopped Chumps - 2.5.26

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🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:27.8	Listen, meeks, you big flunky!
0:31.7	Mead the big flunky!
0:33.6	So Kamala's changing Kamala HQ to Kamala headquarters.
0:38.3	What a concept? What the hell does HQ mean anyway?
0:42.3	Michelle Woolf says,
0:43.3	Like a good neighbor, illegal's out here.
0:47.3	Mara Healy. She sounds hideous.
0:50.3	Howie, did you see the news about exploding manholes in Back Bay?
0:58.0	Did John Lemon just move there?
1:00.0	Yeah, so what's with, whoa?
1:02.0	250, 350 years?
1:05.0	What's the matter?
1:07.0	Hey, she's not a math major.
1:09.0	I asked him a question.
1:11.3	It was yes or no.
1:12.8	I went at him with an axe.
1:15.1	Yes or no?
1:16.5	The lefties tell us we'd have to explain to our grandchildren what snow was.
1:23.6	Hey, Halley.
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