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Thank you. Howie, afternoon at bingo, the first number called was I-30.

Dementia Joe stood up and said, I got 30 big ones too.

The Democrats are too dumb to see the irony.

They're complaining that nobody elected Elon Musk.

After we just went through four years of people nobody elected running the country.

What's the difference between the government of New Jersey and a groundhog meteorologist?

One is Ponsetani Phil, and the other is just a punk from Massachusetts named Phil.

Maybe Politico ought to change their name to Politico.

Presumably, my subscription to the Biden crime family is now worthless.

The Colombian transgender offers them debunked, because we ain't paying to hear you sing about your junk.

These people got to pack their bags and not forget their rainbow flags, because the party is over with Trump.

That was your last chump line message.

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