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The Howie Carr Radio Network

Chopped Chumps - 2.3.26

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Howie Carr

News, Daily News, Politics, News Commentary

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you!  Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0

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0:05.6

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0:10.1

available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. I want to partition the Webster Dictionary to add weering is a synonym or new word for fraud and embezzlement.

0:34.2

Howie, did the fake Indians send up some smoke signals so Billy Irish knew what to talk about

0:40.3

on the West Coast?

0:42.3

Gil Biden sure knows how to pick him.

0:44.3

Hey, Howie, when Monica Nutt got arrested, does that bring a new meaning of the word?

0:50.3

Bospina not.

0:51.3

Hey, Howie, I can just hear Hillary and Bill right now testifying in front of Congress.

0:57.1

I don't remember.

0:58.4

I don't recall.

1:00.1

And at what point does it matter at this late date?

1:03.7

Howie, give it up.

1:06.3

Adolf Hitler came from Austria.

1:08.7

Morahili played basketball in Austria.

1:11.2

Go with the fourth right.

1:13.2

It's the right thing to do.

1:14.7

Mm.

1:15.4

The Minneapolis mayor thinks he's a tough guy,

1:19.0

which is hard to pull off with the nickname Smallcrite.

1:22.4

Neither him nor walls on a set of balls.

1:25.4

That's why they let billions of dollars wave goodbye.

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