Chopped Chumps - 2.26.26

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🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to howiecar show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Proctor, Pension,
0:26.5	Ha, ha, Jameson, and Ginger.
0:29.6	When Hillary Clinton says she never met Epstein, I believe her.
0:33.1	After all, if my buddy was hooking me up with teenage girls, I'd keep him away from my wife, too.
0:38.0	So, Howie, Slick Willie's been on the Lolita Express quite a few times.
0:42.4	If he had frequent flyer miles or just more hot tub time.
0:46.8	With all this global warning, is anybody concerned if ice is going to melt?
0:51.8	Is it just me?
0:52.7	Does anybody else think that Liz Warren's who haircut makes it look like
0:56.4	opie from the old Andy Griffith show?
0:58.8	I guess Hillary Clinton was a big Hogan's hero fan.
1:02.6	Gavin Newsom said he's just like you.
1:05.6	He doesn't have voter ID either.
1:08.3	The Washington Post lost $100 million last year.
1:12.5	They should look under Ilhan Omar's turban.
1:15.1	Check her pockets, too.
1:17.3	That was your last chump line message.
1:20.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:21.7	You chump.
1:23.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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