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Janet Mills waffled about going to the governor's breakfast. Now she's got egg on her face. I'm really, really dumb. So vote for me. I can relate to you.

The YouTube post AOC sent from her hovel resembled a pitiful attempt to grovel.

Guess you never heard those well-worn words.

When you find yourself in a hole, drop the shovel.

Hey, Howie, can you give us the addresses where I should send all the forks to the needles?

Howie, what's the big deal about some Democrats not going to the state of the union address?

Then they've been no-shows their whole careers.

So Al-Omar is bringing four illegal aliens to the state of the Union tonight.

I say Donald Trump invite a few last-minute ice agents and chalk up four more wins on primetime television.

And now it's time for the Boston's snow-a-go-go, where they plow the snow onto the sidewalk. Then cite you for not clearing the snow off your sidewalk.

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