Chopped Chumps - 2.24.25

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🗓️ 24 February 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:13.3	Thank you. You know, I haven't heard as much conversation about guardrails, even during Ted Piggins' little indiscretion at Chappaquittic.
0:34.9	Delta Airlines.
0:36.5	How to win friends and influence people.
0:39.2	Hey, Howie.
0:40.2	Say Patty's Day's coming up, and I'm going to drink some green beer.
0:45.0	And green beer gives me energy.
0:47.9	So will the EPA give me a grant for drinking green beer?
0:53.6	Ask him for a friend.
0:55.1	I'm sure with all the friends she has in the Democratic Party, Joy Reeb will have no problem
0:59.9	getting one of those cushy government no-show jobs. Oh, oh, wait a minute. Nevermind.
1:08.0	NBC really screwed up settling that lawsuit. Now they won't be able to talk about all these harvested uterus people who will never become inseminated people.
1:18.6	With one swipe of a bureaucratic pen, she went from Joy Reed to Misery.
1:25.6	Joy Reid said her low ratings is proof that the other 339.6 million Americans are racist.
1:33.2	That was your last chump line message.
1:35.9	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:37.6	You chump.
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