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AOC is one of them. Too bad because President Trump can tell her where Venezuela is located.

AOC now stands for airheads on Congress.

Well, Galvin Newsom claims he had low SAP scores and he struggles with readings.

That's a big surprise.

Next would be claiming he got a postcard of acceptance from Brown University.

I see the New England Aquarium has put some rubber ducks into their main pool.

Perhaps they got them from Canton.

Chuck Schumer said Mexican drug cartels are exercising their free speech rights

by burning vehicles and assaulting law enforcement.

Yeah, there was this one time we were going to wait in a tree and dropped frozen iguanas on him and his poll.

While Amy Coney Barrett has been growing in office, we have been groaning with her in office.

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